Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Lock Stock and two smoking trangia's.

Hey up, this is my first blog form Tanzania, im accompanied by Kerry. Serri and Niel are currently having a 'tet ar tet' outside the hardware store in Iringa, meanwhile Phil has gone to get us some wood.

We are currently on our project phase at a campside near iringa called 'Riverside' and its bloomin marvelous. The showers are good, the long drop toilet is good. Although emphasis on long drop is henchley required.

Today is our first full day in Iringa and myself, Kerry, Serri, Phil and Niel went to check out the school we are building for. We survayed the environment like eagles stalking their pray and came to the conclusion that a lot of work was needed. This work (at aid of the local village folk and carpinter Niel) begins tommorow where the camp owner will shuttle us to and from the school as our working day begins and ends. However our budget somewhat restricted the materials we can obtain, so 1940's style we Made did and mended. We barterd so hard that our throats are sodden with guilt, but we managed to obtain the fundage needed to finish the jordies structure and also build our roof. (the roof is now made of blue tarporlin, not corrgiated iron due to the lack of funds, but a roof is better than none).

The current food situation is on the up, although Rahul gave us a list of food to buy which consisted of tinned hotdogs and asparagus soup, which the locals found somewhat amusing. On the other hand we did manage to purchase Kelloggs two spoon that went out of date on the 7th of july, but like a good cognac, it only gets better with age; and by the time they read this they will be ridden with the plauge.

Camp life is goooooooood. Dan, expert woodsman and Phil cunning craftsman, have constructed many a fire in our experiences of camping. Last night we were treated to burgers and fries as we arrived late in Iringa which was a welcome to surpise to us all, we have also got our fiendish fingers on a tub of nutella which Megan somehow aquired.

Kerry: "We have eaten so many biscuits that there is sure to be a biscuit famine, like the potato one in Ireland. We will return to our current coordinates in ten years time to find but only a museum dedicated to The Biscuit Famine of 2010. A hard year for us all."

Wise words.


So we finished our acclimatisation the other day and although we did not reach the peak we still managed to get higher than Snowdon. This gave everyone a cool sense of achievement which can be only described as sweat. We made record time on the downward, this was probably because we were going down, or the fact that we had our biggest breakfast yet; A potato, a slice of bread, and traditional Tanzanian Simba Tea. We were muchly impressed. The tea leaves that were left purposefully into the drink really added a new dimension to tea drinking for us all. Also we made friends with the guides, especially Dayo. He has a special place in all our hearts and many of us formated songs praising this ethereal entity that glided before us wielding an AK-47.

Songs such as:
Day'o Night.
Dayo Dayayayay O
D...D...D...Dayo, eats lots of mayo... etc.

kept us trekking to a sturdy beat.

a quote that will always stay with me and Kez is one from Ben. A child that wouldn't say boo to a goose and is now a large fan of washing up. The quote goes:

"I knew we came to experience africa. I did not know we came to experience Famine."

Classic.

And on that note we will depart, we are all safe and having a great time, dont worry and dont miss us too much, you'll hate us when we get home.

Asanti Sana.

Ciao for Niao, Andrew and Kerry.


That be all, see you all soon!

12 comments:

  1. Hey - this is wonderful stuff ! What an adventure you are having. Might there be a miracle re; the roof. It is indeed wonderful to hear your newsand imagine life where you are. Restaurant and hot showers AND biscuits ! - luxury. And here where we thinking you'd be dissecting unusual frogs to roast/saute or be feasting on shoots and seed pods. Our thoughts are with you on the building project and it sounds as if you're discovering and unearthing many talents amongst you. It's fascinating hearing about what you're up to.

    May be the force be with you ,

    Daisy, Nigel and Ophelia XXX

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  2. Hi all lovely to hear that you have arrived safe and are getting started on your project. (youv'e been gona a week already!) As for the out of date Kellogs what can i say at least you won't complain when you come home about the food. It sounds like you are all having a wonderful adventure, Keep up the good work, and Pete we are missing you, but hope your having a good time, take lots of pictures and try and write on the blog!!! see you soon Mom, Brunton, Katie & Allan xx

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  3. Lovely to hear you are all doing so well and not roughing it quite as much as we expected - it all sounds like a great adventure.

    Missing you loads, Kerry, and enjoying the sight of your tidy bedroom without having to pick up your debris from every other room in the house!

    Much love
    Linda

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  4. hey shan,

    funny to hear Linda talking about kerrys bedroom being clean, yours is too! and while mum was cleaning yours she cleaned mine, so thankyouu for your absence :) sounds as if your away on a holiday considering youve got showers, burgers and fries! your used to finding food out of date in our fridge so im sure the kellogs incident helped you feel at home!

    hope your enjoying your project phase! its sounds amazing, shame about the roof but im sure it will still be just as fantastic! TAKE LOADS OF PHOTOS!

    the drive is nearly complete looks quite pretty :) robyn comes over tomorrow so her and mum leave for prague on saturday soo naturally me and dad are going to bridgenorth wheeeeyy!

    mum,dad and tilly send their love xx

    missing you loads, love you

    Brin xxxx

    p.s andrew learn how to spell neil please :) xx

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  5. Andy, It was so lovely to hear from you (I even excuse your spelling). Sounds like you all are having a fabulous adventure and will make such a difference to the kids at the school you are working at. Its brilliant that you can give us such a good picture of what is going on.
    Tell the others whom we haven't heard from yet to get on the blog when they can. I was getting a little yampy not having heard anything from you and am sure other parents feel the same way. We are missing you but glad you are having a great time. All our love Liz Rob and Helen x x

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  6. Jambo everyone,

    Sounds like you are all having a fabulous time and it's great to follow your adventure.

    Thought you would be eating grasshoppers and zebra steaks and begging for water without iodine yet here you are enjoying biscuits, coke and Nutella!! (Keep the Nutella away from Daniel or you won't see it!)

    Keep us updated when you can,it would be great to see some photos if technology allows.

    Enjoy every moment, we are thinking of you all.

    Take care and look out for each other.

    KWAHERI

    Love from

    John, Liz, Simon and Chloe xxxx

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  7. heyy its will clarkee :))
    sounds like your having a really good time :D
    read all of the posts after asking everyone how i could find this blog thingggg:)
    hope your all well <3
    its just been my birthday todayy:))
    so im thinking of youuuu
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  9. Hey Andy!
    Good to see your having a good time man, had Wills b'day dinner today, and we discussed how big a gap we have in our team without you :D

    Anyways good to see your doing well, and enjoying your time in Tanzania, FM send their regards ;)

    Cory
    x

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  10. HI Jack,i've sat here and read the latest blog with delight and much interest, then wrote to you all only to delete it by mistake, what am i like, only i could do that.
    Any way it all sounds wonderful..the project seems to be going well, these blogs fill my head with lovely thoughts of what it must be like actually being there..I am so jealous, you are all sooo lucky.
    I can't beleive your actually eating normal stuff (im not actually sure what i thought you would be having)bush tucker stuff probably, lol.

    anyway i'm sure at some point you might be able to write something Jack,, i imagin you have to take it in turns, i'm thinking of you lots, stay safe and enjoy to the fullest.

    love you loads

    mom dad and nancy xxx

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  11. Hi Andy,

    I really enjoyed your sense of humour thoughout! It gives us a real sense of the colourful life you're leading at the moment. Thanks for all details (even the loo...) Oh, and by the way, it's "tête à tête" (a bit of French to mix with your Swahili...). Love to you all and especially Jasmine (hide the Nutella pot from her!). Catrine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  12. Hi Andy

    Thanks for your amusing update - it sounds like you are all having a good time (despite the lack of food)! Will make sure the fridge is well stocked when Ben returns. Glad you mentioned Ben because I was beginning to wonder if he was lost in the rainforest. We can certainly indulge his new love of washing-up when he returns home if necessary. Anyway keep up the good work on your project. Love to Ben & the rest of you. stay safe. Denise, John & Simon xxx

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